This is the dialog that occurred today:
Coffee maker: (after submitting to a thorough cleaning) Sigh. Please don't run me through another cycle. I'm exhausted.
Me: I'm sorry. I know you've been through a lot today, but I need you to do this one last thing.
Eustacia: I don't think the coffee maker actually said those things.
Me: I prefer that my appliances talk to me.
Eustacia: Then you should watch The Brave Little Toaster
Me: Ohhh, I love that movie!!
Disney World, here we come.